Don’t worry, I said it so you don’t have to, “The Coolest Guy In Naperville, IL” by a longshot! Lol, what’s up everyone? I’m Brandon Hinkle, a 32 year old web developer in Naperville, IL. Welcome to my life. I grew up here in the West Suburbs of Chicago, IL. In a city named “Woodridge, IL.” I currently own and run a few businesses, Windy City Steam Professional Steam Cleaning, Search Sharks Search Engine Marketing Firm, along with the Official Big Blue Nation Facebook Page (What’s up BBN!?) and of course this site; Naperville411.com (No Ice, please). So when I’m not busy cleaning carpets or pressure washing, I am handling all the marketing aspects of some of the largest online companies in the world. Needless to say, I’m a busy guy (Sorry Ladies). Where I grew up I lived real close to the Naperville border so I spent a lot of my life in Naperville. I spent pretty much my whole childhood “doing work” in Fox Valley Mall, and by that, I don’t mean I had a job there… Whatever, it’s not my fault. The Naperville girls LOVED ME! Lol, I know the Fox Valley Mall was considered “Aurora” but to us “Woodridge Folk” really anything off Route 59 was considered Naperville, So I don’t wanna hear it!
Now that I’m 32 not much has really changed, still hanging out daily in the City of Naperville. Catch me driving around checking out hot moms excercising, don’t be offended if you hear me honk and wave, do your thing beautiful! My biggest obsessions are college sports, yoga pants and big booties. My Birthday is around the corner, I want the same things in life as 2 Chainz so friends, you know what to gift me.. LOL.
I am 32 years old, Single and ready to find a woman worthy of what I have to offer these days. I spent over 10 years dedicating my life to the shadiest, shittiest person in the world (Kristy Vetter) so I may be a little damaged in the relationship category of life, and need a strong woman who is capable of teaching me how to love again, honestly.
I’ve been single for a year now, tried everything to get my family back, unfortunately she’s into waiters and bus boys and shit so a business owner is outta her league these days… (Haters Gonna Hate…Waiters Gonna Wait…) So if there are any career driven ladies out there who aren’t obsessed with Tinder and actually want a relationship, HIT ME UP!
Meet Brody.. The cutest, happiest damn kid in the world. My son is 7 years old and currently residing in Ostrander, Ohio. Brody was diagnosed with Autism at a very young age, so parenting for me is a little more difficult but he has taught me so much about life. I am very close with my son, or at least I used to be… His disability makes him non verbal so I honestly hardly even know him anymore. When he was living here I was the parent that would bath him nightly and get him to sleep every night as his mother was busy waiting tables and coming home DRUNK daily.
Her nickname is half a bottle, chick would buy a 5th of Captain Morgan every other day. I would find empty bottles hidden in the closet and stuff, So she was that type… I’m gonna get drunk and hide it… WTF kind of life is that? Even after I dealt with all that, the drama, the BS, getting abused, her not being faithful, she talked to the beaners she worked with more than she talked to me but then tried to blame it all on me when we split up because I started chasing my dreams and researching ways to grow my business and set up multiple sources of income thinking if I got my money right she would be happier with me. However she couldn’t resist the temptation of thirsty dudes in her inbox.
So she left, and moved to Ohio where her parents live, I hated the idea of her and my son 7 hours away from me, but my whole family lectured me about how this was the best situation for my son because she would be living with her parents and they would be able to watch him when she is busy partying her life away. Yeah, I know… Sad right? This can’t be life! It has to be the longest 10 year nightmare of my life, someone wake me up! It wasn’t even 6 months she was gone before receiving her 3rd DUI, but she’s “better off…” LMAO!
So she has been keeping my son from me, and playing these little mind games. I was supposed to get him next weekend but she just called me to tell me she messed up the dates and now I can’t get him for another 3 weeks. Its been 6 weeks since I’ve seen him and I’m supposed to be seeing him monthly. I’ve missed his birthday 3 weeks ago and she did not send me one picture of his party or anything… This world is so messed up! How someone could just take your kid away from you and treat you like you never existed? A special needs kid that can’t talk to me or even tell me what’s going on in his life.
Don’t worry Brody, You got your daddy’s strong mind, we will make it through this and things are gonna be changing very soon. Your Daddy has plans for the future and you are in them. Can’t wait to see you again!
Now that you know my life and my struggles, root for the underdog! I’m winning at life and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon! Get to know me, Feel free to hit me up! Lets network Naperville! Always down to get out and have a good time, so whether you are new to the area or lived here your whole life, I’m easy to get along with and I’m a good person to know… Send me a request on FB and don’t be shy!
P.S. If Kristy reads this, do us all a favor and do shots of bleach instead of rum…