Have you ever wondered “Who is the coolest guy in Naperville?” Well the answer is here! Meet Brandon Hinkle… Brandon grew up right here in the Naperville area in a bordering town called Woodridge. It was there that the 35 year old guru at everything became so cool…
LMAO! You f*ckers love me and you know it! 😜
Anyways I am a 35 year old dude trying to make it through this messed up thing we call life. To be honest, I’m pretty cool and pretty confident that I am the coolest guy in Naperville, but that’s only when the miniature version of me isn’t around because honestly he is MUCH cooler… In fact I like to call him to coolest dude in the Nation!
My Son, Brody, lives in Ohio. At an early age he was diagnosed with Autism and at age 9 he is still what they label “Non-verbal” ..like he doesn’t form words but it’s crazy because he isn’t anti-social at all! He has absolutely no problem socializing as we have created our own language.. so we connect on a mental level like you wouldn’t believe! I have learned so much from the little guy and owe the man that I am today solely to him! He has taught me so much about life and relationships. He is the REAL MVP! Shout out to Brody!
As for me, I am a 35 year old internet marketer that keeps himself busy doing several things. 3 seasons out of the year I spend trying to build my business which is a steam cleaning company. Basically I clean carpets, sofas, tile & grout, pressure wash concrete and houses, and do basement flood clean up & restoration. In the winter months I plow snow and have a couple other things that get me by as well.
All The Single Ladies…
Wanna date? Sweet! You should know some things, honestly I know what I want out of life. I would one day like to find a woman who is supportive in my goals and willing to build a REAL relationship. This means we actually get to know each other… my biggest pet peeve is when a woman says “I am not into small talk..” Like what does that even mean? Is this code for “let’s just f*ck?” If so, ya’ll bishes need jesus! Lol no for real though, small talk is how you get to know someone… If you don’t have time, don’t pursue a relationship. Also, in the perfect case scenario I would like to have another child in the future, if this is something you are against it probably isn’t even worth pursuing. With all that being said, know that I am far from a finished product, I AM a work in progress but I am finally on the right track and have the right people in my corner.. I feel like the only thing missing is a good woman. Honestly, I probably shouldn’t even be trying to date but it is kind of nice to dream that maybe there is someone out there who was willing to accept me at a low point.. If not, that’s fine too.. I’ve spent enough time alone that I think I am pretty cool and have no problem hanging out with me! AAnnnnnnd that’s about all on the coolest guy in Naperville.